Hey. I'm Cassidy, a Sophomore in high school. Shoot me a message I'll give you advice :3
I fucking hate when i’m always there to help people and then when I actually need help people just ignore me.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
I’m just sitting here with my phone held up in the air hoping that a few inches will make a difference