Hey. I'm Cassidy, a Sophomore in high school. I'm in the middle in my profile picture with two of my best friends Maquela and Alex.
So one time my littlest sister puked in the car and she was sitting next to my other little sister and my older little sister was screaming OH MY GOD ITS RUNNING TOWARDS ME OH MY GOD MOM MOM MOM and my mom, older sister and I were all dying laughing because she was so afraid of the puke so she started screaming ITS NOT FUNNY YOUR DAUGHTER IS PUKING AND YOU ARE LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNYYY STOP LAUGHING and she was crying and it was so funny I was crying
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion
The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it
I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half