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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

percyfeels:

Hey there folks and welcome to the Nico di Angelo Network! As you can see, this is a network dedicated to our favorite son of Hades. Here, we can share all our feels and cry together about him. You’ll be able to make new friends while you sob forever over Nico, what more could you ask for? (art)
requirements of joining
mbf me
reblog this to enter, likes don’t count
must be a fandom blog (multifandoms are fine, just have at least a little pjo)
must reach 50 notes
reblog this until May 1st, I’ll be choosing 10-12 members at that time (depending on the notes, maybe more)
optional
to improve your chances to be accepted, you can write a short paragraph about why would you like to enter this network and tag it with #nicodiangelonet. i’ll certainly think about you when choosing the members (:
benefits
we’ll promo you, reblog your things etc
people to fangirl and cry
friends who like nico di angelo, like please
we can make random tinychats!!
brownies heck yes

percyfeels:

Hey there folks and welcome to the Nico di Angelo Network! As you can see, this is a network dedicated to our favorite son of Hades. Here, we can share all our feels and cry together about him. You’ll be able to make new friends while you sob forever over Nico, what more could you ask for? (art)

requirements of joining
  • mbf me
  • reblog this to enter, likes don’t count
  • must be a fandom blog (multifandoms are fine, just have at least a little pjo)
  • must reach 50 notes
  • reblog this until May 1st, I’ll be choosing 10-12 members at that time (depending on the notes, maybe more)
optional
  • to improve your chances to be accepted, you can write a short paragraph about why would you like to enter this network and tag it with #nicodiangelonet. i’ll certainly think about you when choosing the members (:
benefits
  • we’ll promo you, reblog your things etc
  • people to fangirl and cry
  • friends who like nico di angelo, like please
  • we can make random tinychats!!
  • brownies heck yes

FAVORITE MOVIES » Easy A (2010)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80′s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”

(Source: hollandes)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

dragon-alpha:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

BUHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA

amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

WHO DO YPU THINK YOU ARE

(Source: cognato)

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker)

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

unsmokable:

WHEN CUTE BOYS HAVE A PERFECT TASTE IN MUSIC image